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to be on "jimmy kimmel live?" >> is jimmy in there? >> no, jimmy is not hosting it, i am. >> yeah, of course. >> demi moore also joined in on the fun and jimmy's former girlfriend, sarah silverman. >> it was very funny. i didn't realize that actually happened ten years ago you said, that matt damon was supposed to be on his show and they ran out of time with matt damon in the green room. how do you not have matt damon on your show? how do you run out of time? >> matt got his revenge. >>> coming up, who is putting words in the president's mouth just for a few cheap laughs? >>> and manti te'o's embarrassing hoax and new details about who was really calling him on the phone. stay tuned for that. you're watching "world news now." [ roasting firewood ] ♪ many hot dogs are within you. try pepto-bismol to-go, it's the power of pepto, but it fits in your pocket. now tell the world daniel... of pepto-bismol to-go. the rid-x septic subscriber program helps prevent backups by sending you monthly doses right to your door so
to be on "jimmy kimmel live?" >> is jimmy in there? >> no, jimmy is not hosting it, i am. >> yeah, of course. >> demi moore also joined in on the fun and jimmy's former girlfriend, sarah silverman. >> it was very funny. i didn't realize that actually happened ten years ago you said, that matt damon was supposed to be on his show and they ran out of time with matt damon in the green room. how do you not have matt damon on your show? how do you run out of...
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kimmel speaks. all right. there might be a slight resemblance. the zigzag guy might look a little younger. it's hard to tell. i was talking to jimmy kimmel about this at a white house correspondence dinner and i asked him about his story about my "ridiculist" outburst. >> the man legalizing marijuana, you're accusing me of being high? >> i'm not accusing. i'm just trying to explain that fit. i mean, maybe you're secret leanne der son snooper or something, anderson coop dog. i'd love to believe that you're high right now. i really would. >> did you smoke before you went on the stage? >> not before. >> not before. well, they say the white house correspondence dinner is a nerve prom. is there a stoner prom? that is if anyone remembered to show up. until then, we'll always have the "ridiculist". >>> that does it for us tonight. we're going to see you in one hour. piers morgan starts right now. >>> tonight, the biggest names of 2012. my conversations with world leaders. >> the question was, do you believe that israel -- >> translator: sure but i will
kimmel speaks. all right. there might be a slight resemblance. the zigzag guy might look a little younger. it's hard to tell. i was talking to jimmy kimmel about this at a white house correspondence dinner and i asked him about his story about my "ridiculist" outburst. >> the man legalizing marijuana, you're accusing me of being high? >> i'm not accusing. i'm just trying to explain that fit. i mean, maybe you're secret leanne der son snooper or something, anderson coop...
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kimmel speaks. all right. there might be a slight resemblance. the zigzag guy might look a little younger. it's hard to tell. i was talking to jimmy kimmel about this at a white house correspondence dinner and i asked him about his story about my "ridiculist" outburst. >> the man legalizing marijuana, you're accusing me of being high? >> i'm not accusing. i'm just trying to explain that fit. i mean, maybe you're secretly anderson snooper or something, anderson coop dog. i'd love to believe that you're high right now. i really would. >> did you smoke before you went on the stage? >> not before. >> not before. well, they say the white house correspondence dinner is a nerve prom. is there a stoner prom? until then, we'll always have the "ridiculist". >>> that does it for us tonight. erin burnett "outfront" starts now. >>> speaker boehner kept his job. not everyone is happy. and a columnist suggests that president obama is a disappointment. and when police would be able to confiscate your guns. let's go "outfront." >> good evening, everyone. i'm erin
kimmel speaks. all right. there might be a slight resemblance. the zigzag guy might look a little younger. it's hard to tell. i was talking to jimmy kimmel about this at a white house correspondence dinner and i asked him about his story about my "ridiculist" outburst. >> the man legalizing marijuana, you're accusing me of being high? >> i'm not accusing. i'm just trying to explain that fit. i mean, maybe you're secretly anderson snooper or something, anderson coop dog....
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kimmel speaks. all right. there might be a slight resemblance. the zigzag guy might look a little younger. it's hard to tell. i was talking to jimmy kimmel about this at a white house correspondence dinner and i asked him about his story about my "ridiculist" outburst. >>> speaker boehner kept his job. not everyone is happy. and a columnist suggests that president obama is a disappointment. and when police would be able to confiscate your guns. let's go "outfront." >> good evening, everyone. i'm erin burnett. the last time the first round of voting was too close was 1983. he got only six more than the bare minimum to keep his job. as for the tears they did come from none other than john bainer in -- boehner to his party members after the narrow victory. >> if you come here humbled by the opportunity to serve, if you've come here to be the determined voice of the people, if you've come here to carry the standard of leadership, demanded not by our constituents, but by the times, then you've come to the right place. >> outfront tonight, one republic
kimmel speaks. all right. there might be a slight resemblance. the zigzag guy might look a little younger. it's hard to tell. i was talking to jimmy kimmel about this at a white house correspondence dinner and i asked him about his story about my "ridiculist" outburst. >>> speaker boehner kept his job. not everyone is happy. and a columnist suggests that president obama is a disappointment. and when police would be able to confiscate your guns. let's go "outfront."...
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big night for jimmy kimmel last night. taking over his new time slot at 11:30 here on abc. congratulations to him. a new chapter in late night begins. so congrats, jimmy. enjoy the big move. had a great first show last night. one of my favorite hollywood starlets, jennifer aniston. something so effortlessly sexy about her. as this next clip will prove. take a listen. >> why would you do this to my new desk? what is wrong with you? >> out with the old, in with the new. >> this was the new desk. >> how adorable is jennifer aniston? later, she gave him that haircut. jimmy had a fun show. congrats to his new time slot. welcome, jimmy. do your thing after 10, 11 years on the air. so boom, got the big slot. thanks for having jennifer on. >> love jennifer. >> love her. >>> kim kardashian -- >> speaking of love. >> kim, as many people know, is pregnant. she's pregnant with kanye west's baby, their baby. apparently the unmarried couple, the happy unmarried couple is buying a $10.75 million mansion in bel-air, california. it's about 10,000 square feet. they're going to gut it and mak
big night for jimmy kimmel last night. taking over his new time slot at 11:30 here on abc. congratulations to him. a new chapter in late night begins. so congrats, jimmy. enjoy the big move. had a great first show last night. one of my favorite hollywood starlets, jennifer aniston. something so effortlessly sexy about her. as this next clip will prove. take a listen. >> why would you do this to my new desk? what is wrong with you? >> out with the old, in with the new. >> this...
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a smashing performance on jimmy kimmel last night. we'll have that coming up. >>> we're going to switch gears right now. right now, we have some 911 tapes from a terrifying home invasion story. a georgia mother of two was hiding in a crawl space with her children, when she came face-to-face with the burglar. what he didn't know was the mom was ready to protect her family with a .38 caliber handgun. >> reporter: there are many people here celebrating this story, saying this is exactly how guns should be used. >> she shot him. she's shooting him. she's shooting him. >> reporter: donny says his wife, melinda, is still shaken up this morning, but he's glad she shot the man who broke into their georgia home and went after his family. >> my wife is a hero. she protected our kids. she did what she was supposed to do as a responsible, prepared gun owner. >> yes, sir. we're dispatching the police right now. >> melinda, i'm on the phone with 911. >> reporter: she was on the phone with him friday as he called 911 from work. authorities released
a smashing performance on jimmy kimmel last night. we'll have that coming up. >>> we're going to switch gears right now. right now, we have some 911 tapes from a terrifying home invasion story. a georgia mother of two was hiding in a crawl space with her children, when she came face-to-face with the burglar. what he didn't know was the mom was ready to protect her family with a .38 caliber handgun. >> reporter: there are many people here celebrating this story, saying this is...
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>>gretchen: that was kimmel's ex. damon continued to torture kimmel by bringing on big stars. sheryl crow was the band leader. nicole kidman and demi moore all stopped by. >>steve: he never was untied the entire show. terrific publicity. >>steve: to our lead story impacting millions of people: it's freezing cold. check out this fountain in new york city pictured yesterday. the water is still moving underneath the ice. a lot of it frozen over. in the commonwealth of massachusetts, temperatures making it all the more difficult for these fire fighters because the hydrants froze up. and then as soon as the water went out of the hoses, it froze. for the latest on what we can expect today on this friday, let's go to janice dean. tell us it's warming up someplace. >> it's going to warm up here. by wednesday, thursday, 50-degree temperatures for your daytime high. kind of topsy-turvy weather over the next several weeks as we get into february. don't get too kph-frpbl because the deep -- don't get too kph-frpl because -- comfortable because the deep freeze will be back. that cold is si
>>gretchen: that was kimmel's ex. damon continued to torture kimmel by bringing on big stars. sheryl crow was the band leader. nicole kidman and demi moore all stopped by. >>steve: he never was untied the entire show. terrific publicity. >>steve: to our lead story impacting millions of people: it's freezing cold. check out this fountain in new york city pictured yesterday. the water is still moving underneath the ice. a lot of it frozen over. in the commonwealth of...
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kimmel gets real in the interview and is making headlines. one of the headlines is "kimmel taking a swipe at jay leno." saying leno hasn't been a good standup in 20 years. as a comedian you can't not have disdain for what he's done. that's according to jimmy kimmel. continues to say he totally sold out. he was a master chef who opened a burger king. >> those are fighting words. >> gloves off. i love it, i love it. do your thing, jimmy, do your thing. >>> this morning on "world news now," more graphic and gripping testimony expected today in a colorado courtroom as new details emerge about the aurora movie theater massacre. >> the opening of a pretrial hearing had first responders breaking down on the stand. it's tuesday, january 8. >> from abc news, this is "world news now." >> good tuesday morning, everybody. i'm rob nelson. >> and i'm sunny hostin in for paula faris. we'll take you to colorado where emotions are still very raw with our top story today. >>> and a frantic search on a frozen lake. two teenagers slip beneath the ice as neighbor
kimmel gets real in the interview and is making headlines. one of the headlines is "kimmel taking a swipe at jay leno." saying leno hasn't been a good standup in 20 years. as a comedian you can't not have disdain for what he's done. that's according to jimmy kimmel. continues to say he totally sold out. he was a master chef who opened a burger king. >> those are fighting words. >> gloves off. i love it, i love it. do your thing, jimmy, do your thing. >>> this...
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tonight late tonight cop ick jimmy kimmel big move to earlier time airing right after 7 news at 11:00 o'clock. he told our morning news anchor kristen about how he will kick things what you have a who is who of stars beginning with general center aniston tonight. >> jennifer has never been on the show before so it will be fun to have her and then the first couple weeks we have a great line up of ryan gosling. brad paisley dr. oz. bruno mars, sophia verify gar a.elle a.ellen, rob lowe, ray rahman o. mark wahlberg. big boy. good start. >> that is a good start. airs tonight at 11:35 new time slot right after abc 7 news at 1 11:00. followed by nature line. >>> well espn poll jaysing for comments by brent during last night bcs championship game between alabama and notre dame. camera focused on catherine web the girlfriend of alabama quarterback aj mccarran. brent went on about how good looking she is and in a statement they said the commentary went too far. network says that brent understands that. meanwhile web has picked up more than 140,000 new twitter followers. as a result of all this
tonight late tonight cop ick jimmy kimmel big move to earlier time airing right after 7 news at 11:00 o'clock. he told our morning news anchor kristen about how he will kick things what you have a who is who of stars beginning with general center aniston tonight. >> jennifer has never been on the show before so it will be fun to have her and then the first couple weeks we have a great line up of ryan gosling. brad paisley dr. oz. bruno mars, sophia verify gar a.elle a.ellen, rob lowe, ray...
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friday folks jimmy kimmel live asked people on hollywood boulevard for their reactions to an inauguration that had not yet happened. remember the inauguration ceremony and big speech are tomorrow. >> what did you think of the inauguration yesterday. >> it was awesome. part of history. >> did you like his speech? >> yeah. it was from the heart. i really put a tear to my eyes. >> i didn't care for any of it really to be honest. i turned the tv off. it bored me. >> did you like when he through teddy bears into the crowd? >> yes. >> what about when biden died? >> it was sentimental. >> the tap routine? >> the only thing that was kind of worth it. >> tap routine? oh, man. >> at the end the woman in the red sweatshirt you know none of this really happened, right? >> yeah, just going along. when there's a tv camera, okay. >> high unemployment illegal immigration and the battle over gun control. >> just some of the big issues president obama will face now in his second term. >> coming up the panel breaks down the challenges there ahead. [ female announcer ] need help keeping your digestive balanc
friday folks jimmy kimmel live asked people on hollywood boulevard for their reactions to an inauguration that had not yet happened. remember the inauguration ceremony and big speech are tomorrow. >> what did you think of the inauguration yesterday. >> it was awesome. part of history. >> did you like his speech? >> yeah. it was from the heart. i really put a tear to my eyes. >> i didn't care for any of it really to be honest. i turned the tv off. it bored me....
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number five nielsen reports jimmy kimmel beat letterman in the ratings in his first night in the 11:35 time slot still trails leno. commuter ferry crashed in a pier in lower manhattan. one passenger suffered a severe head wound. a grand jury in texas has decided not to indict the driver of a parade float that crashed with a train and killed four military vets. number two, vice president biden meets tomorrow with the national rifle association representatives as part of a series of meetings to help curb gun violence. the city of boston has declared a health emergency over this year's vicious flu outbreak. that's "the fox report's" top five. and on this day in 1493, christopher columbus was sailing near what's now the dominican republic when he wrote in his log of spotting three mermaids. columbus had left spain the previous year in search of a western route to asia he found the new world and plants and animals and people. in the case of mermaids historians point out columbus had likely spotted a group of manatees. the explorer was familiar with the mythical half woman, half fish creatur
number five nielsen reports jimmy kimmel beat letterman in the ratings in his first night in the 11:35 time slot still trails leno. commuter ferry crashed in a pier in lower manhattan. one passenger suffered a severe head wound. a grand jury in texas has decided not to indict the driver of a parade float that crashed with a train and killed four military vets. number two, vice president biden meets tomorrow with the national rifle association representatives as part of a series of meetings to...
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number five nielsen reports jimmy kimmel beat letterman in the ratings in his first night in the 11:35 time slot still trails leno. commuter ferry crashed in a pier in lower manhattan. one passenger suffered a severe head wound. a grand jury in texas has decided not to indict the driver of a parade float that crashed with a train and killed four military vets. number two, vice president biden meets tomorrow with the national rifle association representatives as part of a series of meetings to help curb gun violence. the city of boston has declared a health emergency over this year's vicious flu outbreak. that's "the fox rert
number five nielsen reports jimmy kimmel beat letterman in the ratings in his first night in the 11:35 time slot still trails leno. commuter ferry crashed in a pier in lower manhattan. one passenger suffered a severe head wound. a grand jury in texas has decided not to indict the driver of a parade float that crashed with a train and killed four military vets. number two, vice president biden meets tomorrow with the national rifle association representatives as part of a series of meetings to...
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. >> greta: some celebrities proving they do have a sense of humor, they went on jimmy kimmel to read mean tweets about themselves. >> selena gomez is on the radio right now s there a volume lower than mute? sorry. >> i saw larry king at dinner. but it mht
. >> greta: some celebrities proving they do have a sense of humor, they went on jimmy kimmel to read mean tweets about themselves. >> selena gomez is on the radio right now s there a volume lower than mute? sorry. >> i saw larry king at dinner. but it mht
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. >> greta: some celebrities proving they do have a sense of humor, they went on jimmy kimmel to read mean tweets about themselves. >> selena gomez is on the radio right now s there a volume lower than mute? sorry. >> i saw larry king at dinner. but it might have been just the run of the mill goblin. >> dr. phil why don't you shut the [ bleep ] up, you bald headed big mouthed hill billy? >> sil oncould youel, you, my friend are a [ bleep ]. that is the nicest thing anyone has said about me. i have a bit of a lump now. >> my asian orthodontist says jessica beil has horse teeth. >> david arquette got old that. is right. it happens. >> kirstie alley is a dirty whore. there. i said it. >> thank you. >> adam scott...
. >> greta: some celebrities proving they do have a sense of humor, they went on jimmy kimmel to read mean tweets about themselves. >> selena gomez is on the radio right now s there a volume lower than mute? sorry. >> i saw larry king at dinner. but it might have been just the run of the mill goblin. >> dr. phil why don't you shut the [ bleep ] up, you bald headed big mouthed hill billy? >> sil oncould youel, you, my friend are a [ bleep ]. that is the nicest thing...
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i am luke skywalker and kimmel is the death star. big and round and easily destroyed through his garbage hole. look at him over there. look at jimmy over there with the gag in his mouth. you've never been funnier, my friend. [ woman ] when you own your own business, it's a challenge to balance work and family. ♪ that's why i love adt. i can see what's happening at my business from anywhere. [ male announcer ] now manage and help protect your small business remotely with adt. arm and disarm your alarm, watch secure video in real time, and even adjust your lights and thermostat wherever you are. with adt, you get 24/7 protection through our exclusive fast-response monitoring. you can be confident that adt is always there for you. hey, lisa. is that the delivery we've been waiting for? [ male announcer ] and now you can get adt monthly service for your business starting at less than $2 a day. [ woman ] i love the convenience of adt. i can finally be in two places at once. [ male announcer ] call today and get adt for less than $2 a da
i am luke skywalker and kimmel is the death star. big and round and easily destroyed through his garbage hole. look at him over there. look at jimmy over there with the gag in his mouth. you've never been funnier, my friend. [ woman ] when you own your own business, it's a challenge to balance work and family. ♪ that's why i love adt. i can see what's happening at my business from anywhere. [ male announcer ] now manage and help protect your small business remotely with adt. arm and disarm...
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. >> jimmy kimmel there. looks like chris farley may he rest in peace. >> not exactly what they had in mind though. >> welcome back, everybody to "cbs this morning." as we showed you yesterday, brent muss burger's conference title game has become a bigger story than the actual game. take a listen. >> you see that lovely lady there? she does go to auburn i will admit that. but she's also miss alabama and she's a.j. mccarran's birthday and on the right is d.b. bonner. you quarterbacks, you get all the good looking women. what a beautiful woman. >> wow. whoa. >> a.j.'s doing some things right. >> starting getting the football out and throw it around the backyard. >> those comments made a lot of people cringe and on tuesday espn apologized saying we always try to capture interesting story lines and the relationship between an auburn grad who is miss alabama and the quarterback has met the test. however the commentary understands that. on her party katharine webb says she was flattered and slightly embarrassed. >>
. >> jimmy kimmel there. looks like chris farley may he rest in peace. >> not exactly what they had in mind though. >> welcome back, everybody to "cbs this morning." as we showed you yesterday, brent muss burger's conference title game has become a bigger story than the actual game. take a listen. >> you see that lovely lady there? she does go to auburn i will admit that. but she's also miss alabama and she's a.j. mccarran's birthday and on the right is d.b....